JOB ADVERTISEMENT!!
The Kingdom of God is hiring!
Are you ready to apply? Do you qualify?
JOB TITLE:
Disciples for Christ
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Tell the dying world how to live through Jesus Christ
NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS:
Unlimited; everyone is welcome--preachers, teachers, singers, musicians,
missionaries, custodians, food servers,
and numerous others that we just can't list them all here
EXCEPTION TO AVAILABLE POSITIONS:
The vacancy of BOSS has already been filled by the Holy Spirit
QUALIFICATIONS:
Must have previously sinned and been blood washed;
must be willing to press toward the mark of the high calling in Christ Jesus
EXPERIENCE NEEDED:
None necessary; experience will be earned through
on-the-job training
EDUCATION:
The Holy Spirit will teach you all things
BENEFIT PACKAGE/SALARY:
God (the employer) shall supply all your needs
according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus
Medical Aid Insurance:
Access to the Master Physician Plan
PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES:
Love, joy, peace, patience, long suffering;
Lawyer, Comforter, and a Wonderful Counselor
RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT:
The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.
DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS:
Before the return of Jesus Christ;
date/hour not known; wise to apply TODAY, RIGHT NOW
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